Gurau Gurau Suara Garau

Bismillahirahmanirrahim
Assalamualaikum w.b.t.

I used to dislike Pendidikan Islam (Islamic Education?) back in school. I didn't bother to take part und understand the lessons. Very bad eyh.

Bunga cili.






  • Hari ini kita cakap Melayu alright. 
  • I selalu gurau sama Syahmi about my roots. I honestly tidak tahu my paternal grandparents family background in detail. Therefore I always say to Syahmi, "Oh now I remember. Mok's father was a Brit who didn't manage to get a ship sail/ride home then married to a Kelantanese whose father was a Korean/Japanese. Therefore I'm all that."
  • Aber when I went to England, some Muslims thought that I came from Iran. I guess they thought that I was the plump version of an Iranian lady. 
  • Macam-macam.
Hasil pruning pokok tomato.
  • Hari ini I mahu gurau sama dia. Nanti I cakap, "Bibi today we'll be having 'salmonella' for dinner." 
  • Mesti instead of chicken dia pikir I bikin luscious salmon kan (due to the sound of salmon--). Sekali on the plate ada biskut Hup Seng. 
  • Kalau dia tanya, "Oh not salmon?".
  • Jawap aje, "Gurau!" lepas tu ca alip boat (cabut lari) =D


Hasil pruning und harvesting pokok cili.
Sebatang dari grow previous season. Alhamdulillah.



  • Tak usah cakap lah. Syahmi mesti read this punya nanti during lunch. 
  • Tukar subject, object und  predicate then! =D 

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